My Kind of Restaurant

This piece of news that I read about 4 days ago is pret­ty amusing.

Appar­ent­ly, a bunch of girls were wait­ing over two hours for their order at a restau­rant and were mak­ing a pret­ty big fuss about it. When their order final­ly came, they found some­thing very inter­est­ing at the top of the receipt.

Okay, I’m laugh­ing my ass off right now. Seri­ous­ly, if I was them, I would’ve got up and left the restau­rant after wait­ing over two hours for this expen­sive crap. If I was one of the staff work­ing at that place, I would­n’t have print­ed that shit out or else risk los­ing a day job. ;/ Heh, a “free meal” won’t cut it, if I was them, I would nev­er come back to that place again unless the bas­tard that print­ed that out was fired (which he prob­a­bly was)… But at the same time, I would find the receipt hilar­i­ous and keep it as a memento.

$0.00 for a “SUCK MY **** F*** FACE” meal? I’ll take it, sounds pret­ty appetizing. (;

6 thoughts on “My Kind of Restaurant

  1. It sounds good to you lol, we need to start talk­ing more lol. I want to get to know how your mind thinks. Of course that was sar­casm that you wrote but lol, nice.

  2. @AS: Hey, if it’s free, I’ll take it. 😉
    lol Yeah, I was just being sar­cas­ti­cal­ly gay there. xD

  3. Why in the hell they wait­ed so long at a restau­rant is beyond me.

    Grant­ed, I’m not try­ing to jus­ti­fy them receiv­ing that kind of insult, but they obvi­ous­ly can’t be the bright­est bulbs in the bunch…

    Any­way, that kind of pric­ing would put pros­ti­tu­tion out of busi­ness, I guar­an­tee you that.

  4. Oh god, that last sen­tence was the best line of restau­rant critism I’ve ever heard. And it was so sad­ly true.

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