Man marries dating sim character

Isn’t this sad? Months on hia­tus and THIS is what gives me the urge to blog again.

One word that describes what I’m feel­ing: WHOA. This is seri­ous­ly one of the most ****ed up things I’ve ever heard of. Yet, it seems almost rev­o­lu­tion­ary. In a twist­ed, this-is-so-weird-that-it’s-almost-genius sort of way.

He’s just lucky that Love Plus is sup­pos­ed­ly nev­er-end­ing, or else he’d be hor­ri­bly depressed at the lack of New Game Plus. As a man, I must say: What. The. Fuck. But as a geek, at least he has good taste in ani­me girls…

I don’t know what’s more messed up: the fact that he mar­ried a video game char­ac­ter… or the fact that his “wife” is hav­ing “affairs” with oth­er men in oth­er car­tridges? Unless they some­how take her out of the mar­ket, in which case, “nice job for screw­ing over your fel­low otaku, douchebag! D=<

… That poor DS is in for a rude awak­en­ing these upcom­ing years. I mean, that GBA slot looks like it could fit more than a GBA game. That is, assum­ing every­one is as lucky as I am. 🙂

5 thoughts on “Man marries dating sim character

  1. Whoa, it’s Miko­to again :O That brings back memories…

    Ah, some­times I won­der whether such a stunt like this is out of pure love or just off the urge to pull a sil­ly stunt. I’d hate to see the divorce papers in the future.

  2. He’s invit­ing fam­i­ly and friends which sug­gests he’s seri­ous about this, but he also has media com­ing to the wed­ding which makes it sound like a good ol’ fash­ioned hilar­i­ous stunt to sat­is­fy one’s curios­i­ty and hunger for attention.

    Off Top­ic : I LIKE HOW YOU WARN ME BEFORE STARTING UP THE BLOG, SOME OF US HAVE WORK TO DO OVER BREAK. Oh, who am I kid­ding, I’m pro­cras­ti­nat­ing any­ways, next post : Gyro­mancer and Res­o­nance of Fate!

  3. Hel­lo from the dark abyss, my old friend, CCY. That is, my basement.
    If he real­ly did pull this ridicu­lous wed­ding off just to get some lulz, I am oblig­at­ed to take every­thing I said about him back because I’d do the same. Some­how, if a rift occurs between this hap­py cou­ple, it would most like­ly be because:
    1) Nene would get more income than her dear husband.
    2) Hus­band would get pissed at hav­ing to repeat him­self due to the DS’s less-than-stel­lar voice recognition.
    3) They would have remade Love Plus with new char­ac­ters for the 360. HD graph­ics ftw.
    Love your new blog btw.

  4. No no, most of these games tend to come out on the DS. Think about how much stealth­i­er that is as well as being always avail­able. Then again, I might just be hor­ri­fied at the idea of there being a game to rival Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Vol­ley­ball on the 360. Japan, I don’t know whether to love it or hate it. [braces for impact due to last sentence]

  5. Videogame mar­riage, dude. It applies to any game. And if we go with the DS, if I was in his shoes would drop that chick for anoth­er ani­me girl with bet­ter renderi-
    Why am I sound­ing seri­ous about this?

    THE iDOLM@STER. DLC out­fits. Japan. Tsk, tsk.

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