High School of the Dead 05

Don't fucking mess with him

Hira­no’s a fuck­ing badass! Don’t ever mess with the cre­ator of Hells­ing.

This episode had the best zom­bie-killing scenes, hands down.

Chin rub

Just as planned

Chin rub­bing. You know the rules. 

Are these kids stu­pid? He just marked his ter­ri­to­ry! They all just became his bitches.

Also, can you say… “orgy bus”?

I'd stick my Pokemon in their Pokeballs

Too bad all three of the hot girls left the bus.

Oh yeah, and one Kouta.

Not gonna be fun watch­ing (about) four guys get­ting it on with two below-aver­age girls, Shi­dou. *Sausages* out­num­ber the qual­i­ty *kit­tens*… er, unless you swing that way. I’m pret­ty sure Shi­dou swings that way.

Ganguro girl fetish

I has gan­guro girl fetish

Out of all the deaths of the minor civil­ians so far, this has to be one of the most piti­ful­ly sad ones. And I empha­size the piti­ful.

Looks like the author­i­ties aren’t gonna go easy on a bunch of juve­nile delin­quents, espe­cial­ly dur­ing a zom­bie apoc­a­lypse. Kind of messed up how they were dropped into the ocean that high up, though.

Highway 666

The zom­bies are frig­gin’ com­ing and the road is blocked off by the cops.

Why could­n’t this be high­way “777”?

PEW PEW

DOUBLE TAP BITCHES

Yes. Yes. Hira­no deserved the gun way more than Takashi.

OH MY GOD

MARRY ME

mar­ry me

omg Saeko is fck­ing hot, I WANT HER TO BEAR MY CHILDREN. T_T

Work of art

Work of art

Let’s all take a moment and admire the amount of detail Mad­house puts into their ani­ma­tion. Mhm­m­mm… yes.

Kouta will get some soon enough

And this is where I start to ship this pair­ing. A badass gun freak like Kou­ta deserves to get some of the pink-haired, fanged megane tsundere.

Things are just bet­ter that way. =D

Hueg tank

The van is thi­i­i­i­i­i­i­i­i­i­is big.”

Stop exag­ger­at­ing, you stu­pid sen­sei. Your friend’s tank isn’t that big.

insert drool here

It’s much small­er. Of course, that’s just the way I lik-…

It's not that great

…oh, you meant this.

Some­how, I feel a lit­tle diappointed…

Action girl

The action girl…

tsun

The tsun­dere…

Jealous girlfriend

The jeal­ous girlfriend…

Slutty teacher

The slut­ty teacher…

I hope this does­n’t turn into a zom­bie harem show… er, I mean, harem in a zom­bie show.

Of course, the for­mer tech­ni­cal­ly has the pos­si­bil­i­ty of happening.

Rei discovers she's a les

NEXT EPISODE: Some­thing hot hap­pens (nsfw). It’s prob­a­bly gonna be cen­sored like hell, though.

Not much hap­pened in this episode oth­er than the two groups reunit­ing and leav­ing that loony teacher with his lit­tle pets. As long the next episode has a hot bath scene, I can care less about the qual­i­ty of the show. It bet­ter be good.

It sure is hard being a teenager.

6 thoughts on “High School of the Dead 05

  1. I dun­no, I believe that scene hap­pened. Was it sup­posed to hit any vital parts? Because he did do that, but it did­n’t kill him.

  2. [spoiler]well in the man­ga, hira­no missed stick­ing a nail on that per­v’s cheek then rant­i­ng on how much oppressed he was when he was still liv­ing a nor­mal life just because that teacher would just let him be bul­lied. guess i have to wait awhile before this gets subbed by my sub group pref­er­ence XD[/spoiler]

  3. Yeah, that happened.

    And I must say, that was AWESOME. Bul­lies get what they deserve — pants full of piss. xD

  4. @Troy (トロイ): Very! This episode was kind of slow too, but at least we got a badass zom­bie slaugh­ter unlike the last episode. 😛

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