I will become a Megane soon enough

My Meganekko waifuI just went to get my eyes exam­ined. Turns out my vision is so shit­ty I’ll have to wear glass­es every­day.

If only ani­me tropes applied to real life; that being the case, I would either choose to be the Spec­ta­cled Sadist or Sto­ic Spec­ta­cles with­in my group of friends (or even bet­ter, with­in the inter­we­bz).

Inter­est­ing to note, most of my favorite ani­me char­ac­ters that wear glass­es don’t even frig­gin’ need them. Yuki Naga­to los­es her glass­es mid­way through the orig­i­nal run of The Melan­choly of Haruhi Suzu­miya (I dis­agree with Kyon, she looked good with glass­es). Jade Cur­tiss wears his glass­es in order to sup­press the awe­some spell he cast­ed onto his eyes in Tales of the Abyss. I don’t know why Satoshi Hiwatari/Hikari from D•N•Angel wears glass­es, but he obvi­ous­ly does­n’t need them.

Glass­es seem to either be a com­plete­ly nor­mal thing, fetish fuel, or a sym­bol of badassery in the world of ani­me, man­ga, and video games. Why can’t my life be like that?! Makes me feel bet­ter about my ter­ri­ble vision. xD Instead of look­ing at it in a bad way, let’s look at the pos­i­tives: I’m get­ting my glass­es from a VERY pret­ty Asian lady in her ear­ly 20s (hur­ray for me being male estro­gen brigade jail­bait). btw, she smells nice.

Sor­ry, there are no polls avail­able at the moment.

10 thoughts on “I will become a Megane soon enough

  1. I’ve worn glass­es for so many years. I am sure your eye­sight is at least 10x bet­ter than mine. If I remove my glass­es, I can bare­ly see 3 feet in front of me.

  2. Yeah, that sounds worse than my vision. Though my slight case of lazy eye (appar­ent­ly >_> Thank good­ness it does­n’t look retard­ed and notice­able) will make my sight worse as I grow old­er. Prob­a­bly will be as bad as you if I don’t wear glass­es 24/7.

  3. I actu­al­ly want to wear glass­es. I think I would look good in them xD. That is a real­ly dumb rea­son though.

    My left eye has very weak vision. Right now I can still see out of it just fine, but even­tu­al­ly I will need glass­es espe­cial­ly with me star­ing into the com­put­er screen for long hours.

  4. @Kairu90: Same here! My left eye is much blur­ri­er than my oth­er eye.
    I blame the com­put­er too. I think I should sleep ear­li­er from now on. xD

  5. Ya, I’m wear­ing glass­es now, had them for about 10 years now. I find that they’re eas­i­er than con­tacts. I would wear con­tacts almost dai­ly up to a year ago, when I find it’s eas­i­er to run out the door with them on rather than putting time into putting con­tacts onto my eyes ^^;;.

  6. @AS: I would­n’t mind wear­ing con­tacts for spe­cial occa­sions though… help­ful to remind peo­ple what I looked like with­out glass­es. xD

  7. I vot­ed for the spec­ta­cled sadist. Any­ways, I actu­al­ly have a fake pair of glass­es for inter­views to lab­o­ra­to­ry posi­tions. I thought they make me look a bit smarter. I think wear­ing glass­es isn’t a bad thing at all, espe­cial­ly if you find a pair that suit you.

  8. @Yi: I don’t exact­ly find it a bad thing; I think the pair of glass­es I picked looked nice. 😛 But know­ing that my vision isn’t as good as it used to be kind of makes me sad (sup­pos­ed­ly, I prob­a­bly won’t ever be able to see 20/20 vision ever again).
    Spec­ta­cled sadists are awe­some. xD

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