Shiki 07

Vampire yaoi fetish

This scene can be deemed creepy and dis­gust­ing in any context.

Just when I thought his face could­n’t get any creepi­er, Masao just had to become a vam­pire. I knew it was too ear­ly to rejoice about him get­ting bit­ten — I saw this coming.

LOL WAS I BURIED ALIVE AGAIN

Seems like I over­es­ti­mat­ed the vam­pires of this series. Killed by stakes? HEADSHOTS? Turns out they prob­a­bly just hunt down any­body unlucky enough to be known by them. No spe­cif­ic rules in find­ing vic­tims, I guess. They’re still pret­ty damn creepy though, bet­ter than cer­tain oth­er vam­pires por­trayed in media.

I MAKE NO SENSE BUT I'M SCARY SO RAWR

Also, YOU MUST DRINK BLOOD TO SURVIVE OR ELSE I’LL TAKE YOU OUT INTO THE SUNLIGHT, CUT OFF YOUR HEAD, AND SHOVE A STAKE INTO YOUR HEART (point: I’ll kill you anyway).

That’s kind of stu­pid. At least the sup­posed plot hole with him being able to hop around town dur­ing the day is explained.

SCREW THE RULES, I HAVE GREEN (okay, it’s Blue-ish) HAIR!

Blood is thicker than water, but not as refreshing

Okay. That’s just nasty. I knew it was­n’t apple juice!

I'M STRAIGHT I TELL YOU!

I smell Megu­mi’s next victim.

YUUKI-KUN IS NOT GAY! HE’S NOT!”

Babe, look. First Tohru… now this shou­ta boy… He’s total­ly gay.

…I just real­ized it’s past 12 AM here. OH SHI-

It was

Indeed

(If it was­n’t for the sub­ti­tles, many yaoi jokes would have been made here…)

Pants were shat because vam­pire the­o­ries are actu­al­ly mak­ing sense now.

8 thoughts on “Shiki 07

  1. Defin­te­ly not apple juice, more like spe­cial “toma­to” juice drink up masao!.

    Masao looked like a vamp before he became one…and whats up with that blue hair guy..are those ears?! xD

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