This scene can be deemed creepy and dis­gust­ing in any con­text.

Just when I thought his face could­n’t get any creepi­er, Masao just had to become a vam­pire. I knew it was too ear­ly to rejoice about him get­ting bit­ten — I saw this com­ing.

Seems like I over­es­ti­mat­ed the vam­pires of this series. Killed by stakes? HEADSHOTS? Turns out they prob­a­bly just hunt down any­body unlucky enough to be known by them. No spe­cif­ic rules in find­ing vic­tims, I guess. They’re still pret­ty damn creepy though, bet­ter than cer­tain oth­er vam­pires por­trayed in media.

Also, YOU MUST DRINK BLOOD TO SURVIVE OR ELSE I’LL TAKE YOU OUT INTO THE SUNLIGHT, CUT OFF YOUR HEAD, AND SHOVE A STAKE INTO YOUR HEART (point: I’ll kill you any­way).

That’s kind of stu­pid. At least the sup­posed plot hole with him being able to hop around town dur­ing the day is explained.

SCREW THE RULES, I HAVE GREEN (okay, it’s Blue-ish) HAIR!

Okay. That’s just nasty. I knew it was­n’t apple juice!

I smell Megu­mi’s next vic­tim.

“YUUKI-KUN IS NOT GAY! HE’S NOT!”

Babe, look. First Tohru… now this shou­ta boy… He’s total­ly gay.

…I just real­ized it’s past 12 AM here. OH SHI-

(If it was­n’t for the sub­ti­tles, many yaoi jokes would have been made here…)

Pants were shat because vam­pire the­o­ries are actu­al­ly mak­ing sense now.