Sword Art Online 10: Pimp Master Kirito

Behold the broken skill of the GODS!

The fact that Heath­cliff also has an extra skill gives me the impres­sion that every­one else should have them too (how many oth­er unique skills could have pos­si­bly been put into the game for 10,000 play­ers, with­out lead­ing to more than a few use­less ones?). When you take that into con­sid­er­a­tion, at least PvP isn’t as bro­ken as MVP. Kir­i­to showed how bro­ken these skills could be when he raped the boss of the pre­vi­ous episode.

Ah, what­ev­er. The high­light of the episode, to me at least, is the fact that it solid­i­fies Kir­i­to and Asuna’s sta­tus as the offi­cial cou­ple.

AND THE FLAG HAS BEEN SUCESSFULLY RAISED

Kir­i­to’s ready to make the shot.

He shoots.

AND HE SCORES!

/a/

/v/

>imply­ing you can have sex in an MMO.

I WANTED THE DICKINGS, BAKA!

BAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKA!

Sword Art Online: The video game that pro­motes healthy teen sex and eas­i­er, more inti­mate ways to cheat on your spouse/significant oth­er.

Kaya­ba, you would be a less­er evil if it weren’t for the brain fry­ing.

Time to leech off his EXP

Asuna, mar­ry me.”

God dammit, this kid’s one hell of an MC! In most cas­es, even an entire sea­son of ani­me does­n’t free MCs from their inde­ci­sive­ness when it comes to love. This guy though. He start­ed with the first kiss and went straight to MARRIAGE. All in one episode.

This Kir­i­to guy.

May you leave cer­tain oth­er MCs IN THE DUST.

The perfect marriage

NOW MAKE KIRITO A SANDWICH.

I swear. She’ll be the per­fect wife. 😛

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